A cry from a cry baby.

Two songs: Marry Your Daughter and Butterfly Kisses.

Please play them while you’re taking a bath, or lying in bed trying to sleep, or something. Or when your beloved is around. Please don’t sing it out loud. Please don’t quote them in your texts. Please don’t quote them in your Facebook statuses. Please.. just.. don’t.

Please save me from bursting into tears in public. Or from trying to stop bursting in public. I look as equally ridiculous.

All I ask is a little sensitivity.